A dog is a canine, not a rodent!

This has got to be a goof. Unfortunately it's probably true. Sigh.

Mmmm, hot.

I've heard of this. A guy pretends to be a really horny girl online and then attracts other horny guys to cyber with. Listen, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I'm not falling for that again!

Start licking.

Chill out, fatty.

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