A dog is a canine, not a rodent!
This has got to be a goof. Unfortunately it's probably true. Sigh.
I've heard of this. A guy pretends to be a really horny girl online and then attracts other horny guys to cyber with. Listen, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I'm not falling for that again!
Chill out, fatty.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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