If this post makes you want to punch this guy in the face, then you're not alone.


Fine, fine! I'll never download another movie again. Man, chill out ghost of Jack Valenti.


No one's looking at your vag cream you paranoid woman. Men just tune that stuff right out.


Destroy or be destroyed... you know what to do.


Prelude to a school shooting.


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