If this post makes you want to punch this guy in the face, then you're not alone.
Fine, fine! I'll never download another movie again. Man, chill out ghost of Jack Valenti.
No one's looking at your vag cream you paranoid woman. Men just tune that stuff right out.
Destroy or be destroyed... you know what to do.
Prelude to a school shooting.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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