When hair is the most worrisome thing in your life it simply means you're not getting beaten enough. Get a job and you'll have more to worry about than that rat's nest on your head.
The other children are right to laugh at you.
That darn God!
At least your award are more of an achievement than a Grammy.
I've been through way too much to care what people think about me... like 1st through 10th grade.
Hey I have a forum you should register for. Got ten bucks?
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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