When hair is the most worrisome thing in your life it simply means you're not getting beaten enough. Get a job and you'll have more to worry about than that rat's nest on your head.
The other children are right to laugh at you.
That darn God!
At least your award are more of an achievement than a Grammy.
I've been through way too much to care what people think about me... like 1st through 10th grade.
Hey I have a forum you should register for. Got ten bucks?
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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