When hair is the most worrisome thing in your life it simply means you're not getting beaten enough. Get a job and you'll have more to worry about than that rat's nest on your head.
The other children are right to laugh at you.
That darn God!
At least your award are more of an achievement than a Grammy.
I've been through way too much to care what people think about me... like 1st through 10th grade.
Hey I have a forum you should register for. Got ten bucks?
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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