In celebration of the cinematic shit-burrito Twilight: New Moon coming out this week, let's take a peek at the Dark Starling forum. Now, i'm not even entirely sure if this is actually supposed to be a vampire forum, but it's got the red and black theme going and that's enough for me.

Keep your fucking mouth shut Charlet or you'll ruin it.

Nothing like a broody loner in a trench coat to make me feel better about myself.

william is awesome.

I don't think your friend could possibly be any worse at this.

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