And he is what? I NEED TO KNOW.
Family tree looks like a plate of spaghetti.
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And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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