Looks like the astronomy teacher fucked someone's mom.
Well I'm convinced.
I think you should learn how to choose friends you stupid idiot.
Also you won't die from blood loss which is definitely pretty sweet.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're a wasteful, careless, selfish individual because of your shower habits.
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