Normally I would dismiss this as a joke, but considering this is 4chan, I don't know.
Oh come on! This isn't right. Goddamn come on now.
Oh boy, you've got a shitload of pedophile anime hentai porn in the backroom there but God forbid someone requests some furry porn. I don't understand this place man.
It just keeps getting worse.
They were talking about this on NPR just a couple minutes ago.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
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