Normally I would dismiss this as a joke, but considering this is 4chan, I don't know.
Oh come on! This isn't right. Goddamn come on now.
Oh boy, you've got a shitload of pedophile anime hentai porn in the backroom there but God forbid someone requests some furry porn. I don't understand this place man.
It just keeps getting worse.
They were talking about this on NPR just a couple minutes ago.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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