Normally I would dismiss this as a joke, but considering this is 4chan, I don't know.
Oh come on! This isn't right. Goddamn come on now.
Oh boy, you've got a shitload of pedophile anime hentai porn in the backroom there but God forbid someone requests some furry porn. I don't understand this place man.
It just keeps getting worse.
They were talking about this on NPR just a couple minutes ago.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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