Normally I would dismiss this as a joke, but considering this is 4chan, I don't know.
Oh come on! This isn't right. Goddamn come on now.
Oh boy, you've got a shitload of pedophile anime hentai porn in the backroom there but God forbid someone requests some furry porn. I don't understand this place man.
It just keeps getting worse.
They were talking about this on NPR just a couple minutes ago.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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