UK Parents

If you thought Baby Center was bad, check out UK Parents. Oh boy here we go.

Only men who live below the poverty line.

Yeah and he also made $26,000 a year, dear.

Herpes is fun.

That rabbit doesn't need to suffer anymore.

Everybody be quiet. If we don't make any noise she might leave. Shhh...

That marvel that is the erection is a magnificant one indeed.

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THIS IS FUCKING EVIL.

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