Ladies this can all be yours if you play your cards right!
And that gets you off doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!
Hey internet, please decide if I should have a baby or not!
It doesn't make sense but we glad you tried, dear.
I have to admit, this is my mom posting and she's actually talking about me. I'm so embarassed.
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This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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