Ladies this can all be yours if you play your cards right!
And that gets you off doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!
Hey internet, please decide if I should have a baby or not!
It doesn't make sense but we glad you tried, dear.
I have to admit, this is my mom posting and she's actually talking about me. I'm so embarassed.
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Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.