Ladies this can all be yours if you play your cards right!
And that gets you off doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!
Hey internet, please decide if I should have a baby or not!
It doesn't make sense but we glad you tried, dear.
I have to admit, this is my mom posting and she's actually talking about me. I'm so embarassed.
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Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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