Ladies this can all be yours if you play your cards right!
And that gets you off doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!
Hey internet, please decide if I should have a baby or not!
It doesn't make sense but we glad you tried, dear.
I have to admit, this is my mom posting and she's actually talking about me. I'm so embarassed.
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Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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