Ladies this can all be yours if you play your cards right!

And that gets you off doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!

Hey internet, please decide if I should have a baby or not!

It doesn't make sense but we glad you tried, dear.

I have to admit, this is my mom posting and she's actually talking about me. I'm so embarassed.


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