North Korean supporters agree, Ron Paul in '08!

Like to disagree with people in positions of power? Come to North Korea!

If the North Korean government claims they satisfy 80% of the electricity demand in their country then you can reasonably conclude they satisfy only 2% of the demand and shoots anyone who turns on a lamp without permission.

Somewhere in the Australian embassy your letter asking for information on immigrating into North Korea is pinned to a bulletin board that reads, "Stupidest Shit We've Been Asked".

I just canceled my trip to Paris. DPRK here I come!

Even Kim Jong-il laughs at these idiots.

Sorry but I have to correct the lies on Miles "Tails" Prower's Wikipedia page. The world has to know, Tails is NOT gay!

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