Rate My Melons is an odd forum. One thing I've noticed is that while it's a forum for posting pictures of your tits, the second some horny guy logs on and says, "HEY LADIES WHIP OUT YOUR TITS FOR CACTUS FRANKIE!" everybody acts all offended as if you're the biggest douchebag in the world. I understand that reaction when I post similar things on the Holocaust Survivor Support Group forums, but that's not the kind of treatment I expect from RATE MY MELONS. For a tit rating web site they sure are uptight.

Guys who claim to love really huge tits usually like fat chicks for some reason. I mean, Jesus, that girth has to come from somewhere, and unless it's implants, it's usually from cheeseburgers.


HOW DARE YOU ASK SUCH A THING ON THIS WEB SITE! GET OUT PERVERT!!!


I wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark ally, or a well-lit room, or at any kind of social function.


This is such an egregious abuse of power.


There could be a number of responses to such a request (i.e. no).


SHOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND??? WEEE LOOK AT ME IM GONNA HAVE SEX WEEEE IM A GIRL AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND SHOULD WE DO IT?!?!?!

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