Don't we all.
The next few images are all from the same thread. You'll find what you're looking for someday "wickedweasel".
Special thanks to Foggy, jamesishere, Jip_Bip_Bo, change my name, Moonlitenite, Bill O'Riley is GENIUS, esc, ryborg and dreffen. Goon meet in the glorious DPRK anyone???
In case you read my profile online and got excited, I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.
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