Most kids want to go to Disney World...

No argument here. Hey, I'm beginning to warm up to this forum.

I don't know what the hell this person is talking about but I'm sure human rights violations are involved!

The glorious DPRK regime bought the 23 million citizens of North Korea a Nintendo. George Bush never got me a game console.

At 11:30 Kim Jong-il has Pilate's and he cannot be disturbed.

Sure, you can submit a complaint to the North Korean government, but the complaint box happens to be in the middle of an active volcano.

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