Anytime a guy asks if his fetishes are wrong on the Internet, especially on a forum where a lot of girls post, he just wants to see girls talk about his fetishes. Men are disgusting.


Only when I'm drunk fortunately.



Get ready to pay up for the next eighteen years!


How do these people survive to adulthood?


Don't worry. Alcohol kills the sperm so there is no chance you are pregnant.


This guy is going to grow up and become a senator, if he isn't already.


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