What a fascinating insight into the Star Wars films. Thank you for that "Darth_Windu29".

We have to talk. I don't think this relationship is working out. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance. HAW HAW.

Ha ha!

I'm masturbating right now.

No he has AIDS and now you have it. Good bye sucker!

I read a book in Jr. High School that was called Clan of the Cave Bear. It was basically about a bunch of brutal cavemen raping a thirteen year old girl. Even at the time I couldn't believe we were reading this shit in school.

I didn't know the finger could shoot ejaculate. Wow you learn something everyday don't you?

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