I am bullying on the internet.

Chorus X 1000000000.

Just sit there quietly and stare at the wall. It would accomplish the same thing as if you did go to class.

KATIE IS A BITCH.

I'm going to hack into your internets and steal some data.

Oh be nice.

I'm horny yay.

Teen spirit smells like rotten ass.

This forum is kind of like taking a can of paint, chugging it at a canvas and then throwing shit and macaroni on it and calling it art.

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