Don't give anyone your email address ever! With it they can control your mind and make you do their bidding like making you pick your nose and eat it.

I GOT FIRST POST! That means I have nothing better to do than reply to your shitty thread.

I don't like this internets.

I suggest funny hat night.

I wish they would pull a Great White.

Banned for sass!

I would call it Dumb Cock Knocker 101 FM.

I wish this person would off themselves in front of a camera with the resulting footage ending up on a porn site.

Smelling my belly button is more fun than reading these posts.

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