It might be your kinda place too if you don't like meaningful discussion or the use of actual words.

Don't fall for it, nobody cool was ever named Marvin.

You'll be the envy of the welfare line.

Box of candy bars: *consumed by fairy99*

I hope your face gets struck by lightning.

She's not the only one.

What an empty gesture. Anyone who really cared sent Asia an e-card.

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