I like how the smileys go from happy, to drugs, depression, then back to happy. It's like watching a miniature Behind the Music.

You'll love it if you're blind and deaf.

Or any school, for that matter?

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE

14/fish here r u trout or bass or wut

If someone asked you for a hand they were lifting something heavy like a couch and you should go help them.

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