I used to be a huge fan of the Secretary's Alliance as well until betrayal and mud slinging politics ruined the scene.
A Jurassic Park roleplay?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
That 5'1" 430 pound build of yours should be some sacrifice.
It's tail is more floofy than if the floofiest thing in the world went into an ultra floofing machine on the most floofingest day of the year. And for that reason IT MUST DIE.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN.
Your friends and family hate you.
I don't really understand how "member" is another word for penis.
Please kill me.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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