I used to be a huge fan of the Secretary's Alliance as well until betrayal and mud slinging politics ruined the scene.
A Jurassic Park roleplay?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
That 5'1" 430 pound build of yours should be some sacrifice.
It's tail is more floofy than if the floofiest thing in the world went into an ultra floofing machine on the most floofingest day of the year. And for that reason IT MUST DIE.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN.
Your friends and family hate you.
I don't really understand how "member" is another word for penis.
Please kill me.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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