I used to be a huge fan of the Secretary's Alliance as well until betrayal and mud slinging politics ruined the scene.

A Jurassic Park roleplay?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

That 5'1" 430 pound build of yours should be some sacrifice.

It's tail is more floofy than if the floofiest thing in the world went into an ultra floofing machine on the most floofingest day of the year. And for that reason IT MUST DIE.


Your friends and family hate you.

I don't really understand how "member" is another word for penis.

Please kill me.

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