Get used to it buddy.
Does the tail "expire" in two years by rotting away and ultimately falling off? Because that would be funny.
Fuck! They're ruining radishes for me too! Gah!
I can see it now. COMPANY MEMO: Please call "Moss" Lionfag from now on. Thanks.
There's ten more pages of this shit. What am I doing with my life?
Some people are born with Downs Syndrome. What's your point?
I would rather be plummeting to my death in a burning airplane than be reading this shit.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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