Get used to it buddy.
Does the tail "expire" in two years by rotting away and ultimately falling off? Because that would be funny.
Fuck! They're ruining radishes for me too! Gah!
I can see it now. COMPANY MEMO: Please call "Moss" Lionfag from now on. Thanks.
There's ten more pages of this shit. What am I doing with my life?
Some people are born with Downs Syndrome. What's your point?
I would rather be plummeting to my death in a burning airplane than be reading this shit.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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