Get used to it buddy.
Does the tail "expire" in two years by rotting away and ultimately falling off? Because that would be funny.
Fuck! They're ruining radishes for me too! Gah!
I can see it now. COMPANY MEMO: Please call "Moss" Lionfag from now on. Thanks.
There's ten more pages of this shit. What am I doing with my life?
Some people are born with Downs Syndrome. What's your point?
I would rather be plummeting to my death in a burning airplane than be reading this shit.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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