Get used to it buddy.
Does the tail "expire" in two years by rotting away and ultimately falling off? Because that would be funny.
Fuck! They're ruining radishes for me too! Gah!
I can see it now. COMPANY MEMO: Please call "Moss" Lionfag from now on. Thanks.
There's ten more pages of this shit. What am I doing with my life?
Some people are born with Downs Syndrome. What's your point?
I would rather be plummeting to my death in a burning airplane than be reading this shit.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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