Bigfoot doesn't care about black people.
The moderators of the Bigfoot forum neglect their families to moderate a Bigfoot forum. That's something to celebrate.
Uh-oh! Trouble in Bigfoot paradise!
I thought they wanted to meet Sasquatch and have tea with him or something, not kill him. What a bunch of bastards.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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