Bigfoot doesn't care about black people.
The moderators of the Bigfoot forum neglect their families to moderate a Bigfoot forum. That's something to celebrate.
Uh-oh! Trouble in Bigfoot paradise!
I thought they wanted to meet Sasquatch and have tea with him or something, not kill him. What a bunch of bastards.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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