P.P.S. My mom is addicted to antidepressants and my dad bailed on us when he saw me sewing a tail to my jeans.
Here I will give you the nickname "get the fuck away from me retard, I'm trying to play football and score with girls"
Number 26 on the list doesn't really surprise me at all.
Bask in the glory of the imaginary transformation.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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