I guess it was just a matter of time before the furries compared their internet persecution to the Holocaust.

Congratulations. Your dog starved to death because you kept giving it's food to a Beanie Baby.

Besides, you have a far better chance of getting assraped by a man in a horse suit at a fur convention than prom anyways and that's what it's all about.

Go away pity, I can't be bothered by you right now.

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