"Mikey" hasn't left his house in 7 years.
File this one under "things you generally shouldn't admit to even on the Internet" and then throw the filing cabinet in a lake.
Good luck bringing a girl home to your Craftmatic adjustable, pappy.
Yeah, turn that frown upside down!
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How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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