"Mikey" hasn't left his house in 7 years.
File this one under "things you generally shouldn't admit to even on the Internet" and then throw the filing cabinet in a lake.
Good luck bringing a girl home to your Craftmatic adjustable, pappy.
Yeah, turn that frown upside down!
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, Jedimastafez, Marxux, Mantrain, ClownSuitCowboy, Limestock, FFomega136, Skip Rogers, meat linux, Livehock, Livedock, kazoogirl, Depressing Drawers, Livefox, Godjillaaa, Rick, Machado de Assis, Zeipher, templar187, Last Train to Newark, Liestock, Jumpman16, Livespock, Vile, Electrius, and Inverted Tornado.
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I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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