"Mikey" hasn't left his house in 7 years.
File this one under "things you generally shouldn't admit to even on the Internet" and then throw the filing cabinet in a lake.
Good luck bringing a girl home to your Craftmatic adjustable, pappy.
Yeah, turn that frown upside down!
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‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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