"Mikey" hasn't left his house in 7 years.
File this one under "things you generally shouldn't admit to even on the Internet" and then throw the filing cabinet in a lake.
Good luck bringing a girl home to your Craftmatic adjustable, pappy.
Yeah, turn that frown upside down!
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Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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