"Mikey" hasn't left his house in 7 years.

File this one under "things you generally shouldn't admit to even on the Internet" and then throw the filing cabinet in a lake.

Merry Christmas!

Good luck bringing a girl home to your Craftmatic adjustable, pappy.

Yeah, turn that frown upside down!

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