"Shidlae" typed this up on their break at Office Max.

A real demon shaman would already know the answer.

Ellipses and anime... I love this forum...

"My imaginary friend has never even heard of your imaginary friend! I think you're making him up!"

Checked the backyard, nothing.

Number Five is alive and completely boring now.

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