"Shidlae" typed this up on their break at Office Max.
A real demon shaman would already know the answer.
Ellipses and anime... I love this forum...
"My imaginary friend has never even heard of your imaginary friend! I think you're making him up!"
Checked the backyard, nothing.
Number Five is alive and completely boring now.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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