It's time to go drink some blood and brag to the Internet about it. They'll love that shit.
Keep at it, maybe it'll work one of these days.
Love is a very special feeling.
Meet "SADIE," crazy as hell for 17 years and still going strong!
Thanks for your input, Dante. Keep encouraging her, you're a real hero.
You can't kill that which has no life to begin with.
When you become socially inept enough it should come naturally.
I feel the same way about Gatorade.
No, it's a trick!
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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