It's time to go drink some blood and brag to the Internet about it. They'll love that shit.
Keep at it, maybe it'll work one of these days.
Love is a very special feeling.
Meet "SADIE," crazy as hell for 17 years and still going strong!
Thanks for your input, Dante. Keep encouraging her, you're a real hero.
You can't kill that which has no life to begin with.
When you become socially inept enough it should come naturally.
I feel the same way about Gatorade.
No, it's a trick!
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
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