It's time to go drink some blood and brag to the Internet about it. They'll love that shit.
Keep at it, maybe it'll work one of these days.
Love is a very special feeling.
Meet "SADIE," crazy as hell for 17 years and still going strong!
Thanks for your input, Dante. Keep encouraging her, you're a real hero.
You can't kill that which has no life to begin with.
When you become socially inept enough it should come naturally.
I feel the same way about Gatorade.
No, it's a trick!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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