It's time to go drink some blood and brag to the Internet about it. They'll love that shit.
Keep at it, maybe it'll work one of these days.
Love is a very special feeling.
Meet "SADIE," crazy as hell for 17 years and still going strong!
Thanks for your input, Dante. Keep encouraging her, you're a real hero.
You can't kill that which has no life to begin with.
When you become socially inept enough it should come naturally.
I feel the same way about Gatorade.
No, it's a trick!
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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