Keep holding on, this train don't never stop!


It's time to go drink some blood and brag to the Internet about it. They'll love that shit.

Keep at it, maybe it'll work one of these days.

Love is a very special feeling.

Meet "SADIE," crazy as hell for 17 years and still going strong!

Thanks for your input, Dante. Keep encouraging her, you're a real hero.

You can't kill that which has no life to begin with.

When you become socially inept enough it should come naturally.

I feel the same way about Gatorade.

No, it's a trick!

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