It's time to go drink some blood and brag to the Internet about it. They'll love that shit.
Keep at it, maybe it'll work one of these days.
Love is a very special feeling.
Meet "SADIE," crazy as hell for 17 years and still going strong!
Thanks for your input, Dante. Keep encouraging her, you're a real hero.
You can't kill that which has no life to begin with.
When you become socially inept enough it should come naturally.
I feel the same way about Gatorade.
No, it's a trick!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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