Involuntary Celibacy

Theoretically this should be the largest forum on the Internet. It's actually kind of modest but it's fun to read anyway.

The line starts right here, ladies.

Both of these guys look like people you'd see reading the free newspapers at the library.

You're only fooling yourself buddy.

"Peter's" little touch of science fiction really adds something to the hopeless virgin forum.

Nice how she mentions chemistry when she sent her previous lovers running for the emergency eye wash stations.

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