"makemyday" can't eat his cereal dry.
How many licks does it take to get herpes from a prostitute pop? The world may never know.
If I were "Skippy" I'd have more questions than just that one.
God works in mysterious ways. Wait, not God, sluts.
Haha, a prostitute is upset that her boyfriend had sex with someone else.
"FuZzYknUckLeS" is something of a renaissance man himself.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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