"makemyday" can't eat his cereal dry.
How many licks does it take to get herpes from a prostitute pop? The world may never know.
If I were "Skippy" I'd have more questions than just that one.
God works in mysterious ways. Wait, not God, sluts.
Haha, a prostitute is upset that her boyfriend had sex with someone else.
"FuZzYknUckLeS" is something of a renaissance man himself.
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