"makemyday" can't eat his cereal dry.
How many licks does it take to get herpes from a prostitute pop? The world may never know.
If I were "Skippy" I'd have more questions than just that one.
God works in mysterious ways. Wait, not God, sluts.
Haha, a prostitute is upset that her boyfriend had sex with someone else.
"FuZzYknUckLeS" is something of a renaissance man himself.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
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