These fine lads take the hit Matrix trilogy waaaaay too seriously. Personally, I thought everyone stopped caring about these movies a couple years ago.
Nice how "PEN TSAI" rants on and on about the media manipulating people while he gets his philosophy from a feature film.
The Whachakcowsiki brothers taught us that you can pretty much say any bullshit that halfway makes sense and it'll seem really deep and meaningful.
I do take some red pills on occasion but they're stool softeners.
You think that's rational thought you're reading?
I figured this out after watching The Matrix Revolutions: They shouldn't have made any more Matrix movies after the first one.
"Mom gets mad if I pray to Lawrence Fishburne at dinner!"
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
As your manager, I couldn't help but notice that productivity is a little low this month, and I think we can leverage this zombie situation to strengthen our teamwork skills.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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