These fine lads take the hit Matrix trilogy waaaaay too seriously. Personally, I thought everyone stopped caring about these movies a couple years ago.
Nice how "PEN TSAI" rants on and on about the media manipulating people while he gets his philosophy from a feature film.
The Whachakcowsiki brothers taught us that you can pretty much say any bullshit that halfway makes sense and it'll seem really deep and meaningful.
I do take some red pills on occasion but they're stool softeners.
You think that's rational thought you're reading?
I figured this out after watching The Matrix Revolutions: They shouldn't have made any more Matrix movies after the first one.
"Mom gets mad if I pray to Lawrence Fishburne at dinner!"
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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