These fine lads take the hit Matrix trilogy waaaaay too seriously. Personally, I thought everyone stopped caring about these movies a couple years ago.
Nice how "PEN TSAI" rants on and on about the media manipulating people while he gets his philosophy from a feature film.
The Whachakcowsiki brothers taught us that you can pretty much say any bullshit that halfway makes sense and it'll seem really deep and meaningful.
I do take some red pills on occasion but they're stool softeners.
You think that's rational thought you're reading?
I figured this out after watching The Matrix Revolutions: They shouldn't have made any more Matrix movies after the first one.
"Mom gets mad if I pray to Lawrence Fishburne at dinner!"
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
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