Down-home, honest-to-goodness folks that are being controlled every moment of every day by "perps" using some form of radio waves.
"monkey100" is a failure, and it's obviously the work of mysterious shadow-people and not caused by anything he did.
"PhuqPhukme" thinks he has Immortal Spirit 1 backup, but the perps already called No Immortal Spirit 1 backups times infinity.
At first glance I thought his name was "KevinSmith" and I was going to say that this post explains Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
"fairywoman2003" forgot to pay her bills.
I just tried this tip and I heard some stuff but I think it was coming from a TV in another room.
MIND CONTROLS ACTIVATE
boop beep boop
COMMAND: WASH MY CAR
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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