Down-home, honest-to-goodness folks that are being controlled every moment of every day by "perps" using some form of radio waves.
"monkey100" is a failure, and it's obviously the work of mysterious shadow-people and not caused by anything he did.
"PhuqPhukme" thinks he has Immortal Spirit 1 backup, but the perps already called No Immortal Spirit 1 backups times infinity.
At first glance I thought his name was "KevinSmith" and I was going to say that this post explains Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
"fairywoman2003" forgot to pay her bills.
I just tried this tip and I heard some stuff but I think it was coming from a TV in another room.
MIND CONTROLS ACTIVATE
boop beep boop
COMMAND: WASH MY CAR
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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