That is such a worthy cause!!! Me?!!! I donate money to Sam Simon!!! Got to go.


The way you serve God depends on if you're playing singles or doubles.


Wow, after so many years of being on the losing side this guy still gives it up for the Confederacy. I wonder if he's also a Cubs fan.


Kate, you're the reason why some people think women shouldn't vote.


Thanks for the heads up!


LOL!!!


If you can't rewrite history then what's the point of winning?


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