That is such a worthy cause!!! Me?!!! I donate money to Sam Simon!!! Got to go.
The way you serve God depends on if you're playing singles or doubles.
Wow, after so many years of being on the losing side this guy still gives it up for the Confederacy. I wonder if he's also a Cubs fan.
Kate, you're the reason why some people think women shouldn't vote.
Thanks for the heads up!
If you can't rewrite history then what's the point of winning?
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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