You're wrong. CIA agents are taught to beat off in the closet so their mom doesn't find out.
Only girls in masks could elicit so much anger from the Internet.
I'm sorry but my penis disagrees with you.
"dik suker" is the greatest poster to ever post.
It wouldn't be a Weekend Web about video site user comments without a race war.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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