Nigga the nigga nigga to nigga nigga. Nigga?

MY DOG WAS PLAYIN RUSSIAN ROULETTE BACK IN 02 WIT A NERF GUN.... SHOT INTO HIS MOUTH ALMOST CHOKED ON THE DART... DONT PLAY THAT ULL GET HURT..

If it goes down I'm getting the fuck out of here. I don't want to get hit with no stray ellipses.

You're supposed to talk about your thoughts and feelings first, "HoChunkPride!"

Never, ever mess with a G who orders gift packs from of Cutlery Corner.

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