hell yea son i love animes im growin a beard 2... jus on the sides and bottom i dont got mustache hairs yet.........

"Rikkan's" mom has agreed to sign the permission slip and everything.

I don't want to go to any heaven where the roads are paved with blunts.

shoutout to my boys holdin it down in oz, dont let no kangaroo fuck up ya car ya heard???

Fuckin' word, son.

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