That's it for this week. Thanks to the large volume of people who sent me links to these two sites, and thanks to my forum homies Bosmat, Doghouse MD, climbey, AAAAA, tautologous, JIHAD JERRY, Bleep, Loophole, harmless speeding car, Projekt, GrumpyDoctor, AntiEverything, Tuxedo, Second Brio, CardboardFace, Lister, Yechezkel, Space Jew, Dr. Balls, Onken, vg, Starks, and N-ER-GEE for contributing this week.
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