When I hear "AUTO ABORTION" I think of red lights blinking and klaxons sounding and workers running through hallways.
Robbie has learned a valuable lesson. A lesson in planning ahead.
Sometimes I let my 4-year-old juggle rusty hatchets, is this ok?
The McRib is back!
The only lots I'm sorry for is Big Lots, that place is a dump.
The terrified look on "kavya's" cartoon face really drives it all home.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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