When I hear "AUTO ABORTION" I think of red lights blinking and klaxons sounding and workers running through hallways.
Robbie has learned a valuable lesson. A lesson in planning ahead.
Sometimes I let my 4-year-old juggle rusty hatchets, is this ok?
The McRib is back!
The only lots I'm sorry for is Big Lots, that place is a dump.
The terrified look on "kavya's" cartoon face really drives it all home.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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