That's right, we did visit this glorious site before here and here, but considering every third email I get is "hey you suck go to yahoo answers", I thought it would be fun to go back! It's seriously such a great website, even better than craigslist. Every time you visit you see something new. It's a bottomless pit of terrible, kind of like Gwen Stefani's career or the Star Wars franchise from 1984 onward.

When I hear "AUTO ABORTION" I think of red lights blinking and klaxons sounding and workers running through hallways.

Robbie has learned a valuable lesson. A lesson in planning ahead.

Sometimes I let my 4-year-old juggle rusty hatchets, is this ok?

The McRib is back!

The only lots I'm sorry for is Big Lots, that place is a dump.

The terrified look on "kavya's" cartoon face really drives it all home.

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