Spike TV! You just shot straight to the top there "fep 3000"!
I'm a wrench.
Didn't you get the memo? All movies are required to be about black oppression now.
How great would it be to be a celebrity? My God, you would have tons of would-be slaves at your disposal. If I were a celebrity I would have them carry out my evil plans. If I needed to block someone's driveway with a human wall all I would need to do is just say the word. Oh man I would block so many driveways.
There's still people who actually give a shit about Star Trek? Wow. Color me impressed.
My girlfriend would leave me in a second if it meant she could have Ewan McGreggor's manbabies. I must admit I could say the same thing about Redd Fox.
Last I heard "Fresh Funky" was sent to live with his relatives in Bel-Air.
Expected pudding quip here.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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