The very idea of a Mulholland Dr. forum amuses me.
WRONG FORUM FUCKHEAD.
Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in.
I saw some speghetti with a matchbook lurking around the church last Sunday.
Hi I'm posting through Babelfish!
You think you are a samurai because you have a mental illness.
The biggest upset of the 1996 Oscars was that Santa with Muscles didn't win a single award that it was nominated for. I wrote an angry letter to the Academy and they said, "What?"
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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