The very idea of a Mulholland Dr. forum amuses me.
WRONG FORUM FUCKHEAD.
Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in.
I saw some speghetti with a matchbook lurking around the church last Sunday.
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You think you are a samurai because you have a mental illness.
The biggest upset of the 1996 Oscars was that Santa with Muscles didn't win a single award that it was nominated for. I wrote an angry letter to the Academy and they said, "What?"
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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