The very idea of a Mulholland Dr. forum amuses me.


Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in.

I saw some speghetti with a matchbook lurking around the church last Sunday.

Haha porns.

Hi I'm posting through Babelfish!

You think you are a samurai because you have a mental illness.

The biggest upset of the 1996 Oscars was that Santa with Muscles didn't win a single award that it was nominated for. I wrote an angry letter to the Academy and they said, "What?"

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