The very idea of a Mulholland Dr. forum amuses me.
WRONG FORUM FUCKHEAD.
Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in.
I saw some speghetti with a matchbook lurking around the church last Sunday.
Hi I'm posting through Babelfish!
You think you are a samurai because you have a mental illness.
The biggest upset of the 1996 Oscars was that Santa with Muscles didn't win a single award that it was nominated for. I wrote an angry letter to the Academy and they said, "What?"
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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