The very idea of a Mulholland Dr. forum amuses me.
WRONG FORUM FUCKHEAD.
Having a favorite character from "Enterprise" is like having a favorite position to be raped in.
I saw some speghetti with a matchbook lurking around the church last Sunday.
Hi I'm posting through Babelfish!
You think you are a samurai because you have a mental illness.
The biggest upset of the 1996 Oscars was that Santa with Muscles didn't win a single award that it was nominated for. I wrote an angry letter to the Academy and they said, "What?"
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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