The world forgot abuot Eugene Suleau. Poor guy.

I see you've played "Knifey-Spoony" before.

Right over his head.

When your character's biggest joke is falling down a lot you've got a problem.

I really wish I could ban people from the internet.

When movie fanatics talk politics you know you're in for a grand treat.

There is absolutely no reason to vehemently defend any celebrity. They don't give a shit about you and you shouldn't give a shit about them.

JON STEWART JUST SAID COMEDY GOLD.

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