Damn, I've had it backwards this whole time. Women are deserving of our pity at all times. How have I been so wrong?
ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIAN SLUTS. Gosh, I wish.
You know, a couple surgeries and we could change all that, Davell.
You'd go blind if you tried to read this image, but it's not worth reading anyway.
So... you're... gay? I mean, it's cool if you are since you find women so repulsive, but I think that's what you're saying right? Sure you added "Oh, I like breasts still!" but I'm not buying it. Anyway, I hope you find the man of your dreams.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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