Damn, I've had it backwards this whole time. Women are deserving of our pity at all times. How have I been so wrong?
ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIAN SLUTS. Gosh, I wish.
You know, a couple surgeries and we could change all that, Davell.
You'd go blind if you tried to read this image, but it's not worth reading anyway.
So... you're... gay? I mean, it's cool if you are since you find women so repulsive, but I think that's what you're saying right? Sure you added "Oh, I like breasts still!" but I'm not buying it. Anyway, I hope you find the man of your dreams.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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