Damn, I've had it backwards this whole time. Women are deserving of our pity at all times. How have I been so wrong?
ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIAN SLUTS. Gosh, I wish.
You know, a couple surgeries and we could change all that, Davell.
You'd go blind if you tried to read this image, but it's not worth reading anyway.
So... you're... gay? I mean, it's cool if you are since you find women so repulsive, but I think that's what you're saying right? Sure you added "Oh, I like breasts still!" but I'm not buying it. Anyway, I hope you find the man of your dreams.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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