Damn, I've had it backwards this whole time. Women are deserving of our pity at all times. How have I been so wrong?
ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIAN SLUTS. Gosh, I wish.
You know, a couple surgeries and we could change all that, Davell.
You'd go blind if you tried to read this image, but it's not worth reading anyway.
So... you're... gay? I mean, it's cool if you are since you find women so repulsive, but I think that's what you're saying right? Sure you added "Oh, I like breasts still!" but I'm not buying it. Anyway, I hope you find the man of your dreams.
YOUNG AND USELESS - Meek dog lacks the age and experience necessary for the grim task at hand. Will trade for a dog unshackled from morality, and willing to do what needs to be done. 555-1299
This is not my jury summons!
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