I just checked Snopes. Women are not complex at all it seems. I heard that if you say "woman" three times Bloody Mary appears and farts in your face.

Personally I'm voting for Ron Paul. Hope for America www.ronpaul2008.com

BECAUSE THEY ARE JEALOUS? Is that the answer? I hope it's the answer.

YES! It's the answer!

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