What a milestone. After running her down with my car six times she is still posting. Christ.

I used to turn all of the radio stations at Circuit City to a certain frequency, turn them off, turn the volume to the max, and think that whoever turns them on is going to get their mind blown. I'm pretty sure I was a faggot back then. Come to think of it I'm still a faggot.

Goddamn hackers strike again! They made the text so small in the image that you can barely read it!

I think the question you should be asking yourself is, "Do I suck?"

"Strangebrew" didn't graduate high school and this is what happened.

Oh Jeez, not this guy again.

Get your dad's gun and shoot his internet.

I stopped reading at "Woman's point of view here."

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