It's a series on HBO where they show ugly people having sex.

I think you committed a crime there buddy.

How much would I pay for you to stop posting?

Lose wieght.

SHE IS DUMB LOL. LET'S GIVE HER 20 MILLION DOLLARS.

That's hot.

That's just fascinating.

What is it about these guys that makes them think that tickling little girls is a good thing to do? Oh wait, they're PEDOPHILES.

NO! Not you too Alf!

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