If the folks at Eagle Forum are to be believed, all of the problems in the world can be solved by getting rid of the homosexuals. Hey I don't blame them. Damn those gays! They'll ruin America's families before we know it!
I'll tell you what's wrong with abstinence. It doesn't get me laid.
Lawsuits, the reason I wake up in the morning!
Abortion on demand? I think I get that on my cable box. Haha I love the last line. "SAVE US FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE SUPREME COURT!" Haha.
If I read this correctly, I think this is an argument against evolution because Hitler believed in evolution. Wow.
I inject myself with my own semen all the time.
Boycotts never work.
Anybody who has been scammed by these people were stupid enough to deserve it and I think the FBI should laugh in their faces.
It's spelled "Clinton", buddy.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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