If the folks at Eagle Forum are to be believed, all of the problems in the world can be solved by getting rid of the homosexuals. Hey I don't blame them. Damn those gays! They'll ruin America's families before we know it!
I'll tell you what's wrong with abstinence. It doesn't get me laid.
Lawsuits, the reason I wake up in the morning!
Abortion on demand? I think I get that on my cable box. Haha I love the last line. "SAVE US FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE SUPREME COURT!" Haha.
If I read this correctly, I think this is an argument against evolution because Hitler believed in evolution. Wow.
I inject myself with my own semen all the time.
Boycotts never work.
Anybody who has been scammed by these people were stupid enough to deserve it and I think the FBI should laugh in their faces.
It's spelled "Clinton", buddy.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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