Thank Mel Gibs- I mean, God.
I agree with this person. Let's talk about the sanctity of marriage. I think it's hillarious when a woman who is anti-gay marriage speaks out against it while their husband is out fucking the office secretary or otherwise cheating on her. I honestly believe it happens more often than you think. There is no sanctity of marriage and the notion that homosexuals can't join together in a holy union is complete and utter rubbish. If we took the Bible literally we would be in a heap of trouble.
Thomas Jefferson knows what he signed. He can't go back on that now! Lock your doors, Thomas Jefferson is destroying freedom of religion from beyond the grave!
NONE. Case closed.
I hate "wisemenseekHim". Please don't call the cops on me.
My baked potato is done.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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