Nothing much to say aside from this being without a doubt the greatest post I've ever read.
Say ur opinion to mnal. mnal want ur opinion.
She's so gonna divorce me soon ahaha oh man it's great.
This isn't doing anything for me and it's quite humiliating. Maybe it'll turn out to be satisfying.
Times were much simpler back then.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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