I should also point out that my dick is 6 feet long.


HockeyFan86 wants the world for his wife.


ARGH YOUR BAD GRAMMAR IS RUINING THIS CYBERSEX EXPERIENCE.


I laughed.


I could feel him cumming IN MY MIND. A total double orgasm.


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