The Whitehouse Presents: Barney, submitted by Mos. Observant reader of government websites Mos pointed out that the Whitehouse website features an expansive section devoted, slavishly and embarrassingly, to presidential pet Barney. I'm not blaming Bush for this, it's no doubt the brain child of one of his more handicapable staff members, but holy shit is it humiliating to imagine that foreigners are seeing this crap on the Internet. They photograph and caption him EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
Although thinking it is the worst gift he's ever received, Barney feigns excitement over the early birthday present from White House Faith Based Director Jim Towey.
While you're there be sure to check out one of a number of Barney movies. Especially "Barney Reloaded", which might make you throw a neck muscle from cringing so much.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.