2006 camo tee be damned, there's no stopping this creepy man-crush!

"You know what would be awesome man is if like there was a presidential debate and the democrat guy was just all like "uhhhh i want to help families durrrrrhhhh" and then THE NUGE got up and was like "HERE'S WHAT I THINK, BITCH" and kicked over his podium and kicks out a badass guitar solo for like ten minutes that totally blows everyones mind. That would be fuckin radical."

LIBERAL PUSSY FOUND

RATT was one of the greatest and since it's basically impossible to make jokes about them I won't even bother trying.

"the real tjams" apparently has a problem with impersonators trying to pretend they lead the same glamorous lifestyle.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.