2006 camo tee be damned, there's no stopping this creepy man-crush!
"You know what would be awesome man is if like there was a presidential debate and the democrat guy was just all like "uhhhh i want to help families durrrrrhhhh" and then THE NUGE got up and was like "HERE'S WHAT I THINK, BITCH" and kicked over his podium and kicks out a badass guitar solo for like ten minutes that totally blows everyones mind. That would be fuckin radical."
LIBERAL PUSSY FOUND
RATT was one of the greatest and since it's basically impossible to make jokes about them I won't even bother trying.
"the real tjams" apparently has a problem with impersonators trying to pretend they lead the same glamorous lifestyle.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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